*** Therapy….

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I had, an amazing time at the Walkabout Tour in Lufkin. Despite it being cold enough to encourage ice to grow on my eyebrows…. It was great. Doing the Fundamentals at home with the DVD series is wonderful, but actually seeing it in person, even better!

Clinton made a joke about not trying the two eyes instead of two heels method on your significant other. Well, I tried it. I kept hearing Clinton’s voice in my head saying, “If he shows you his ***, spank it.” or “The horse keeps turning away from me, obviously he wants some *** therapy. Oh Prescious.”

Oddly enough, it does indeed work on my significant other. He stayed with me this weekend but wasn’t able to go to the tour, and I was talking to him about what I’d learned and enjoyed about it, and he kept turning away from me while I was talking and or asking him questions. I was irritated, so enthused about wanting to share what I’d learned, and he was ignoring me.

So, I thought I’d test out a tried and true Clintonism. What could go wrong? My guy turned away from me and “showed me his butt”, so I whacked him. Sure got his attention. “What the BEEP was that for?” He exclaimed, but I pretened like it never happened and kept talking. He turned away again, and yes, I whacked him again.

I kid you not, it took me maybe ten minutes and maybe eight spanks before all I had to do was look at his butt, and he whipped around to look at me. (Grin) We were in Wal-Mart, I asked him a question and merely glanced at his butt, and boy howdy did he whip right around and answer me in a “yes sir!” sort of way.

So, ladies, Two Eyes vs Two Heels, yet again, prevails. Men and Horses. They can be taught!